Interactive new user tutorial - Posts about nothing :)


I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords


I received that back in the day when there was a lot of spam on these boards, so it allowed @theuser86 and I to get rid of quicker than the Tablo mods (since we were both on this forums so much).

Nowadays, I use that power to change misspellings in titles. :wink:


@discobot display help .


I’m not sure why, I think it has to be the only line
But this should

@discobot quote


:left_speech_bubble: If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape one hundred days of sorrow. — Chinese Proverb


Still resisting…


Come on drink the Kool-Aid


You will be assimilated :rage:




@discobot roll 1d100


:game_die: 7


Alright, I’ll jump on the bandwagon

@discobot start new user

  1. click on the big M in the upper Right
  2. click on the antiquated envelope icon
  3. click on the NewMessage (not this one, it’s for illustration)
  4. here adduser start typing @disco and then click the robot in the list, or type it all out
  5. “What is this discussion about in one brief sentence?” is probably irreverent, but if add new user tutorial if you want
  6. @discobot start new user”
  7. then message

and you’re off on your journey, next ask for start advanced user

:heavy_check_mark: :heart:

@discobot quote


@anybody This morning in my notifications I had this…badge1 I hit my limit? This was not a goal! I had a day off work, was flashing third-party firmware on my router and kept getting distracted with all this.
I will say… disocbot seems to like me best! -awesome

My goal was, and still is to be the first (and only so far) Great Topic Badge recipient! GreatTopic

@TabloTV where’s my Great Topic Badge? likesbanner The heat map heatmap tool tip: "This topic has 112 replies with a very high like to post ratio" How much long can this go on :laughing:

:heavy_check_mark: :heart:


How much longer can this go on??? Time for another poll:

  • The Parrot is dead
  • I’m not dead yet… I’m feeling better

0 voters

The GIFs were not working as expected :thinking:


No it’s not… it’s resting

:heavy_check_mark: :heart:

…besides, I wanted to be a lumberjack


C’mon - ya gotta know

resistance is futile… you will be assimilated!

:heavy_check_mark: :heart:

@discobot quote


:left_speech_bubble: Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime, and too sleepy to worry at night. — Leo Aikman


That’s commendable - :thought_balloon: but you’re only as quick and you want us to know… if we never see it. :cloud_with_lightning: lightening fast, that’s the way I’ll tell it. @snowcat :guardsman: TheSpamSlayer :crossed_swords:

eventually this topic should get renamed posts about nothing

@discobot roll 1d12 DnD Nerd


:game_die: 11