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Alexa roll a 12-sided die - “7”
…but try to get her to play specific music on the “everywhere group” and I’d throw a 12-sided die at it.

@discobot fortune
for 3rdRockOKC

:heavy_check_mark: :heart:




Laden with… :question:




Sure you’re not thinking of an African Swallow?

:heavy_check_mark: :heart:

@discobot fortune
for bbarorbb


and I thought you cared about birds FYI:

but if birds mattered, you probably already knew about it.


Trying to earn my Spam badge:

  • egg and spam
  • egg bacon and spam
  • egg bacon sausage and spam
  • spam bacon sausage and spam
  • spam egg spam spam bacon and spam
  • spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam

0 voters


Seems DiscoBot stopped with it’s fortune telling :frowning_face:
@discobot quote
@discobot fortune

:heavy_check_mark: :heart:

this topic may seen need renamed “if you’re really bored… whatever” or Fun time with discobot
@discobot roll 5d6 Yahtzz
@discobot roll 1d12 DnD Nerd


:game_die: 3, 6, 6, 5, 6


@discobot quote


:left_speech_bubble: You cannot step twice into the same river, for other waters are continually flowing in. — Heraclitus


@discobot fortune


:crystal_ball: Yes


I flagged for moderation his post

discobot wouldn’t give a fortune or a quote… and didn’t roll a 12 sided die
But this is somewhat a non-sense topic, so this is low priority

…what’s wrong with this guy - right?


Shouldn’t someone flag this for spam? There are plenty of certified and licensed user around :exclamation:

:heavy_check_mark: :heart:


Really :exclamation: :question: I see you are 1 of 7 with a Regular Badge - the only trust level badge available!


This badge is granted when you reach trust level 3. Thanks for being a regular part of our community over a period of months. You’re now one of the most active readers, and a reliable contributor that makes our community great. You can now recategorize and rename topics, take advantage of more powerful spam flags, access a private lounge area, and you’ll also get lots more likes per day.

Understanding Discourse Trust Levels
and you’re just now certified and licensed? that seems messed up. Still, congratulations
for snowcat
@discobot fortune


:crystal_ball: Outlook not so good


ok, it is getting late for me (I’m up by 4:30am) …but, I get got a :heart: liked by discobot :sparkler::fireworks:

but I’m just so unbelievably excited… first and only!

as futile and pointless as this may seem… suddenly I feel I’ve accomplished robot nonsense! But suddenly, I have a grave concern about the inevitable Robot Uprising. How can I be so excited, yet so afraid. I guess I’ll just roll the die and take my chances

@discobot roll 2d12


:game_die: 10, 8


Holy hearts Batman - it is the only heart he has given… EVER